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its a long way back from hell

im in a rut. restless,stuck. the valley is suffocating me. i cant wait til new york. is it september yet? im going to move and never come back to mass. i swear! i'll never leave that city again. is this maybe a little melodramatic? yeah. but its the actress in me. i wonder if my old acting coach is reading this. we should get together. i need help choosing a monologue. i keep picking depressing ones and it bums me out but i probably can't do a comedy either. im not very funny. wait, my life IS a comedy. ever since this one guy came into my life...thanks, Rocco!

today i learned that

a pregnant golfish is called a twit.
a whale's penis is called a dork.

what did you learn?

sad sack

gimme

i could eat crème brûlée everyday, for the rest of my life and not get sick of it